At a sleepover

Okay. I've been planning a major get-drunk-with-my-friend sleepover and part of that plan involved snitching Vodka from my dad. I took a little bit everytime he had a new bottle and put it in my Thermos. Then my friend called and said she was free Monday and I said I was free too. We got to her house and everything, and that night-well, morning since it was 3:00 AM-we took out HER stash of, Wine, Vodka and Whiskey and got drunk. Sadly, we were drinking Wine on the bed. BIG MISTAKE.
We were passing it back and foreth and she nearly drops it. We giggle about it and are to drunk to take that as a warning. No. She passes it to me, I take a sip and start to pass it to her. My drunk, stiff fingers drop it and spill Wine all over her sheet!!! What do we do? We sit there staring at it for a couple minutes, in complete shock. In those couple minutes, we both sober up enough to: Alyse panic's wondering how she's going to explain a humongous stain on her bed and I go into problem-sloving mode and pick up the anti-bacterial soap I had to clean my nose piercing. I squirt a bunch on the offending stain and say we need water. She get's up and goes to the bathroom and fills up a bottle full of water. she brings it back and we put a little on the soapy area and scrub with out nails for a while. Then she asks the question that had accured to me. How were we going to rinse it without drawing attention to us? I say we need a bucket or somthing. We look around and she finds a plastic box full of chalk. We take the chalk out as quietly as possible and pour the rest of the water from the bottle into it. We then put the soapy part of the sheet into the water. It soon becomes apparent that this will not rinse it all the way. We decide to let it soak until her father-who sleeps on the recliner in the living room-goes to sleep because apparently he was picking this night to stay up late.
It's 4:00 AM and he's still awake so my friend goes to the bathroom again and fills the bottle and relieves herself. When she comes back, we're faced with another problem. What were we going to do with the dirty water in the chalk-box? We could only find small containers that would not hold it all so we filled them each up with as much as they could hold. We finally emptied the chalk-box and poured the fresh water into it. We again put the soapy part of the sheet into the water and decided to let it soak until morning when her parents went to work and we would put it in the dryer.
After that we hung out some and tried to walk straight and giggling at the dumbest things. The danger had passed. We had done all we could and we prayed that would be enough.
It was. The next day we put the sheet in the dryer and when we took it out, the stain was gone. All that was left was a light thumb-sized stain that we missed but we didn't care. It wasn't the head-sized stain we were expecting, so it really didn't look like much.